{"id":7781,"date":"2026-07-30T21:59:53","date_gmt":"2026-07-30T21:59:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kiosque.acadienouvelle.com\/ancrage-2026\/charles-gaucher-la-liste\/"},"modified":"2026-08-01T01:52:21","modified_gmt":"2026-08-01T01:52:21","slug":"charles-gaucher-la-liste","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/kiosque.acadienouvelle.com\/ancrage-2026\/charles-gaucher-la-liste\/","title":{"rendered":"Charles Gaucher. &#8211; La liste"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"7781\" class=\"elementor elementor-7781\" data-elementor-post-type=\"page\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-50c1b6e elementor-section-height-min-height header_title banner_img elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-items-middle\" data-id=\"50c1b6e\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-background-overlay\"><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-3a2d241\" data-id=\"3a2d241\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-d9a853a elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"d9a853a\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-68d9c5a page_contain\" data-id=\"68d9c5a\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\" data-settings=\"{&quot;background_background&quot;:&quot;classic&quot;}\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-570e002 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"570e002\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">Charles Gaucher.<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-58ddbbe elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"58ddbbe\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\">La liste<\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<link rel=\"stylesheet\" href=\"https:\/\/use.fontawesome.com\/releases\/v5.5.0\/css\/all.css\" integrity=\"sha384-B4dIYHKNBt8Bc12p+WXckhzcICo0wtJAoU8YZTY5qE0Id1GSseTk6S+L3BlXeVIU\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\">\r\n\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-30ef161 mobile_pera elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"30ef161\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<p>Fonctionnement de la liste :<\/p><p>1. La liste est un objet pr\u00e9cieux ayant besoin d\u2019une attention mensuelle.<br \/>2. Les \u00e9l\u00e9ments de la liste sont des animaux diurnes.<br \/>3. La liste permet de se souvenir de toutes les choses inutiles qu\u2019on se donne \u00e0 faire.<br \/>4. La liste est un salaire et un prix de consolation pour les anxieux. <br \/>5. La jalousie de la liste se cache dans ses interlignes.<br \/>6. La liste est un garde-fou aux idylles et aux r\u00eaves de malade.<br \/>7. Les objectifs de la liste sont le terreau de d\u00e9ceptions qui s\u2019ignorent.<br \/>8. La liste aime contraindre ou s\u00e9duire.<br \/>9. La liste se m\u00e9fie des ti-gars pas sages.<br \/>10. La liste est une sculpture en devenir \u00e0 laquelle on ajoute ou on soustrait des morceaux.<br \/>11. Il faut vouer un culte \u00e0 la liste.<br \/>12. La liste aime se prendre au s\u00e9rieux, bombe le torse, fait m\u00eame quelquefois semblant d\u2019avoir du panache.<br \/>13. La liste n\u2019est que ce qu\u2019on en fait.<\/p><p>(quelques mois plus tard, en retrouvant la liste dans le fond d\u2019un tiroir\u2026)<\/p><p>14. La liste est un objet.<br \/>15. 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La liste Fonctionnement de la liste : 1. La liste est un objet pr\u00e9cieux ayant besoin d\u2019une attention mensuelle.2. Les \u00e9l\u00e9ments de la liste sont des animaux diurnes.3. La liste permet de se souvenir de toutes les choses inutiles qu\u2019on se donne \u00e0 faire.4. 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